Howdy! On this page, you’ll find everything you need to know about my policies on all my products and services…and a few other things 🤗.
Please reach out with questions to email@example.com
i do not sell or distribute your info to ANYONE—third party, my mom, your ex included.
i take your privacy and confidentiality VERY seriously, as seriously as my own. And that’s pretty serious.
The only info i “collect” is if you sign up for my newsletter. And even then it’s just first name and email address (no blood type needed at this time 😜).
When and if you decide to opt-out of my newsletter, your info is completely deleted from my database (i.e. Mailchimp) and is not kept or tucked away anywhere else.
If at any point in our time together (online or otherwise) you have any questions about how your information is used, please email firstname.lastname@example.org.
MY KARMA-FREE RETURN POLICY
i put a lot of time, love, and energy into everything i create. i send everything out into the world the same way too. That being said, i do not offer refunds on any of my digital books, products, or services.
Books purchased through Amazon can be returned via Amazon, but books purchased via my online shop are nonrefundable.
So please shop mindfully.
If you have any doubts, get to know me and my work first before purchasing.
Or email me your questions at email@example.com
i’m always here to help.
MY ONE-ON-ONE POLICY
(Soul Stories, Skyy Readings, & Embodied Writing Sessions)
Soul Stories and Embodied Writing Session all require a deposit upon signing of the contract.
Because i start designing and creating a custom curriculum for you immediately upon receiving the deposit, deposits are non-refundable.
Any remaining balance is due a week before we begin our work—unless you and i have worked out something otherwise.
One day intensives, coaching sessions, and/or group workshops are nonrefundable as well.
Again, i am more than happy to answer any and all questions to ensure that you are making the BEST decision for yourself and your needs.
MY BOOKING POLICY
i’m a traveling showgirl and speaker. If you’re interested in booking me for your drag show, creative workshop, retreat, or conference, i require a non-refundable deposit.
Please also note that travel and hotel will also need to be provided in addition to my fee. (You’d be surprised how many people haven’t included that in the past!).
What is my fee?
It varies depending upon your needs and requirements.
You can always email me for an estimate before booking.
MY LIFE POLICY
Do what you love. NOW.
MY CLIENT POLICY
i am not for everyone.
But chances are neither are you.
But maybe, just maybe, we are perfect for each other.
Find out below.
i am for . . .
The truth-tellers, sage seekers, the philosophers, and deep thinkers.
The questioners, the wildlings, the troubadours, and cantadoras.
The radicals, rebels, ‘others’ and fringe-lings from the land of misfit toys.
The queens and kings, the queerists, the andro, the genderless, and the radically inclusive.
The eclectics, the avant-gardes, the Barefoot people, the hippies, and beatniks — the counter rather than the culture.
The readers, the pen monkeys, the artists, the deep lovers and thinkers.
The wonderseekers, the wanderers, the day and night dreamers — we are the dreamers of dreams.
The stargazers, luna lovers, magic makers, mystics, and people who seek more than meets the eye.
The healers, curanderas, and lightworkers, and others whose focus is on healing the whole rather than treating the parts.
The manifesters, the changemakers, the be-changers, the dent makers—in herstory and the universe.
The untethered, uninhibited, the wild dreamers, the passion-filled, the duende seekers.
The renaissance souls, the both/and-ers, the bridges and connectors—the nepantlares.
Those who may not be any of this—yet, but feel the rumble withing them and the stir to become them.
This is your home.
We are your gente (people).
i am not for . . .
The closed-minded, the cutoff heart, the jaded soul, or the eternally pessimistic and ungrateful.
The know-it-alls, the tell-it-alls, the exploit-it-alls—those who will stop at nothing to gain it all.
The fact seekers, the qualification needers, and the need to see-it-to-believe-it believers.
The linears, the straight and narrow, the one-wayers—my way or the highway.
The drama lovers, the gossipers, the tellers of secrets, and other people who take pleasure in other humans and nonhumans pain.
The carbon copiers and copies, the cookie cutters, and the be-just-like-me-ers.
The word mafia, the thought police, and other self-appointed gatekeepers of things that cannot be ‘kept.’
Homophobes, dogmatics, fearmongers, and other ‘our way is the right way’ sayers.
Absolutists and absolutism.
Extremes, extremists, and extremism—in either direction.
Quick fixes, easy answers, shallow waters.
Those who do not wish to change, my work is not for you.
And while you may not like it here, you are still forever welcome on the one-off chance that maybe someday it will be.